Bobby Wayne - Swing Train Twist

FOR SALE FOR SALE......come on get your money out !

Now then now then what do we have 'ere ? Well my friends up FOR SALE this time is my 1930 FORD MODEL A , 5 window coupe. This is bloody lovely. Ive stuck it on the old Ebay but if you contact me through this then you can have it a bit cheaper. Cos im good like that. Anyway this really is worth a look. I wouldnt be selling it but I could do with the room for the Roadster project.

********** I texted my boss asking "What the difference between this morning and your daughter ?". He texted back "I dont now ?".

I replied " Im not coming in this morning ! ". ***************

HELLO SAILOR

Look who turned up today sporting his sailors hat. Only bloody "Edd the Fish".
This fella is a star and they definately broke the mould when they made this fucker.
We're at the HAYRIDE and what does he pull out for the Barbie ? Only a massive crate of live lobsters ! Loads of the fuckers. It was lovely ...cheers mate. Living the dream LIVING THE BLOODY DREAM.
Doesnt get much better than that. Living on the south coast rocks. EDD THE FISH MAY YOU LIVE FOREVER.

*****  DONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN YOU RETURN FROM THE TOILET AND YOUR MATES HAVE REPLACED YOUR CUP OF PISS FOR A CARLSBERG !  ******

THIS WINTERS PROJECT

Right here it is this years winters project .OOooooh I hear you say. Yes Im pretty chuft with myself this year . Ive managed to get my grubby hands on a 1931 Roadster in original paint ! All I had to do was sell the wife and kids. A fair price for that illusive patina. lets face it i can always have more but original paint is getting harder to find.

The old boy who I got it from had driven it to work regularly since the 50's. Now its come half way round the world for me to spill some of my creative juices on it.

I bunged a pair of 750's on to to see how it looked.I was thinking of running steels but what its running doesnt have an inch of paint on and you just can fake that. just dont know how they will handle the flathead planned. Maybe even blown !

Anyway this is it stage #1. A valuable piece of kit about to be cut up ! Surviving 80 years only to end up in the hands of the LOS BASTARDOS degenerates. Shame really but thats life I guess. After all she will LIVE AGAIN ! But this time considerably faster and cooler.

Ive got some good ideas for this one and if all goes well should be a cracker.

I'll go though those plans at a later date.

****Ive found wanking with a plastic bag over my head can be very rewarding. Just this time maybe not in Tescos !*****

I HEAR THAT TRAWLER IS LEARNING TO JIVE !

He's still got it he's still got it.

THIS YEARS MOTORS #1

Since my disappearance earlier this year I have gone though a few motors. check some of these out.

The '53 New Yorker was cracking motor. Sunkissed paint and a Hemi doesnt get much better than that . Simple cut springs and a fresh set of rims and whitewalls.Infact this ride reignited my love for cut springs. Airbags are starting to be a pain in the arse.

Me and some of the Bovver Boys left early to go to Wheels day. Tried to sneak out without waking the neighbours. Hemi set off all the car alarms in the street ! Yeeeeah nice.

I kept thinking how the fuck can the neighbours be pissy with something that sounds so sweeet. Ya know what I mean ?

Has anyone else noticed the hazzards of a coughing fit while trying to hold in a shit ?

HOW DO YOU GET RID OF CRABS ?

You shave one side then set the other side on fire. When they rush over to the bald side STAB the fuckers with a fork !