Tuesday, 9 November 2010

ON A LIGHTER NOTE

My wife was dying and I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice "there's something I must confess". "Sssh" I said "there nothing to confess, everything's all right". "No I must die in peace. I fucked your brother, his best friend, your best friend and your father !". "I know" I whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you cunt, now close your eyes".

2 comments:

  1. hav you seen bashers bike on bennys blog?that the green n pink bobr you posted the other month from outside ians gaff! benny did a crakin job onit.
    whats the differnce between a boscombe chick n a kit-kat? u only get 4 fingers in a kit-kat!

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  2. Yes but you can get 2 Boscombe girls for the price of a KIT-KAT. Bless um

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