LOS BASTARDOS MENTALITY IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY

Oh man I dig this sooo much,

THINGS I'D LIKE TO RIDE #7

Both these rides talk to me. They say "HELL YEA". Do they talk to you ? If not then go away. Quicklie quicklie. Get the fuck out of here Scumbag.

ON A LIGHTER NOTE

My wife was dying and I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice "there's something I must confess". "Sssh" I said "there nothing to confess, everything's all right". "No I must die in peace. I fucked your brother, his best friend, your best friend and your father !". "I know" I whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you cunt, now close your eyes".

THINGS I'D LIKE TO RIDE #6

Yea you know it. Ive always had a thing for fluff in tube socks.Shes so fine I dont have to say shit !

The funny thing is I wearing exactly the same grundies as her.......They cut in like fuck but I look smoking.

I think its safe to say that im a VAGINATARIAN

THE NAPPERS

This has to be the coolest patch Ive ever seen. Theyre a bunch of '70s style van reoffenders. Always kitted out with a plastic sheet, a shovel and a roll of Duck tape.

Whats the problem with Ninja porn ? You never see them coming.

UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

Right FILLER here,there are going to be a few changes on the LOS BASTARDOS blog. First off SEB no longer wishes to contribute to the blog.So I think I talk for everyone in saying thank you for your massive contribution.I would also like to stress that SEB is not responsible for any further comments made on this blog and has nothing to do with future posts or points of view .
NEXT I FEEL THAT I NEED TO CLARIFY A FEW GROUND RULES OF THE LOS BASTARDOS BLOG.
1. This site is posted by BIKERS, RODDERS and PEOPLE WITH MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES. It is meant soley for BIKERS, RODDERS,PEOPLE WITH MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES and other PEOPLE WHO GENERALLY DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING. So just to be clear its NOT meant for wifes,kids or the overly sensitive and easily offended individuals.
2. There will be regular amounts of swearing. As used in the real world, like on building sites, garages, workshops and pubs.Man talk. For example (bollocks ,shit ,fuck and soapy tit wank). I write as I talk a spade is a spade.
3. Offensive jokes i'd say thats a big YES. We'll pretty much laugh at anything.Often the cruder the better.Piss taking is a big part of the LOS BASTARDOS. We love to take the piss and feel free to take the piss out of us. Its only fair. We're only having a laugh so dont cry. You big fucking girl.
4. Nudity.........fuck yea, i love all that shit. We got red blood in our vains and we hope you do too. So a little FOO FOO appreciation never hurt anyone.

Right ive already had enough of writing rules.....I dont follow rules ,rules are shit. i couldnt give a fuck what THE MAN says i'll ride and drive as fast as I like, talk shit with my mates and laugh my arse off.It makes for good living.
So basically if you have a life and arent easily offended by the written word then you are more than welcome to join us. If not then PLEASE dont go on any further.SERIOUSLY this isnt meant for you.
A wise man once told me "Its all just a laugh and doesnt mean shit". Can you dig ?

it's been emotional

Well, not that emotional really. I've come to a decision that I don't really want to be involved in writing this blog any more, so Mr Filler, it's all yours, bruv.

I'd just like to say a genuine heartfelt thanks to those of you who've read the blog, left comments, or taken the time to register as followers. This sense of community is what's made it all worthwhile.

Adios mucachos- and ride safe.