Thursday, 8 December 2011

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

FOR SALE FOR SALE......come on get your money out !

Now then now then what do we have 'ere ? Well my friends up FOR SALE this time is my 1930 FORD MODEL A , 5 window coupe. This is bloody lovely. Ive stuck it on the old Ebay but if you contact me through this then you can have it a bit cheaper. Cos im good like that. Anyway this really is worth a look. I wouldnt be selling it but I could do with the room for the Roadster project.
********** I texted my boss asking "What the difference between this morning and your daughter ?". He texted back "I dont now ?".
I replied " Im not coming in this morning ! ". ***************

Monday, 3 October 2011


Look who turned up today sporting his sailors hat. Only bloody "Edd the Fish".
This fella is a star and they definately broke the mould when they made this fucker.
We're at the HAYRIDE and what does he pull out for the Barbie ? Only a massive crate of live lobsters ! Loads of the fuckers. It was lovely ...cheers mate. Living the dream LIVING THE BLOODY DREAM.
Doesnt get much better than that. Living on the south coast rocks. EDD THE FISH MAY YOU LIVE FOREVER.


Saturday, 1 October 2011


Right here it is this years winters project .OOooooh I hear you say. Yes Im pretty chuft with myself this year . Ive managed to get my grubby hands on a 1931 Roadster in original paint ! All I had to do was sell the wife and kids. A fair price for that illusive patina. lets face it i can always have more but original paint is getting harder to find.

The old boy who I got it from had driven it to work regularly since the 50's. Now its come half way round the world for me to spill some of my creative juices on it.

I bunged a pair of 750's on to to see how it looked.I was thinking of running steels but what its running doesnt have an inch of paint on and you just can fake that. just dont know how they will handle the flathead planned. Maybe even blown !

Anyway this is it stage #1. A valuable piece of kit about to be cut up ! Surviving 80 years only to end up in the hands of the LOS BASTARDOS degenerates. Shame really but thats life I guess. After all she will LIVE AGAIN ! But this time considerably faster and cooler.

Ive got some good ideas for this one and if all goes well should be a cracker.

I'll go though those plans at a later date.

****Ive found wanking with a plastic bag over my head can be very rewarding. Just this time maybe not in Tescos !*****

Sunday, 25 September 2011


He's still got it he's still got it.

Friday, 23 September 2011


Since my disappearance earlier this year I have gone though a few motors. check some of these out.

The '53 New Yorker was cracking motor. Sunkissed paint and a Hemi doesnt get much better than that . Simple cut springs and a fresh set of rims and whitewalls.Infact this ride reignited my love for cut springs. Airbags are starting to be a pain in the arse.

Me and some of the Bovver Boys left early to go to Wheels day. Tried to sneak out without waking the neighbours. Hemi set off all the car alarms in the street ! Yeeeeah nice.

I kept thinking how the fuck can the neighbours be pissy with something that sounds so sweeet. Ya know what I mean ?

Has anyone else noticed the hazzards of a coughing fit while trying to hold in a shit ?

Tuesday, 20 September 2011


You shave one side then set the other side on fire. When they rush over to the bald side STAB the fuckers with a fork !

Monday, 19 September 2011


Alright alright so Im back. So no bloody moaning or I'll fuck off again !

Im starting to sort out this years winter project so I thought I might list it on here again.

the blogs wont be coming so regular just when I have something to show you or have some bollocks to blab about.

Anyway fuck all that . Thats for later.

Heres a photo of my first born Finn aged 4. I love this pic of him as I think his face says it all about his personality. BLOODY TROUBLE ! He loves the cars....from sleds to rods. If im out in the clubhouse hes more than happy to fuck around in what ever he can climb into. Really reminds me of when I was a kid.

9 times out of 10 if one of the cars wont start it will be cos hes been upto mischeif in it. Lights left on or hitting the airbags. I pretty much have a battery on charge all the time.

Cant be mad cos I love that about him.When I look over and hes ripping up a drag strip in that imagination of his it makes my heart fly.

Theres no question of him being a biker or rodder when he's moneys on rods. He's a handsome lad just like his dad.

Finn my boy you can leave the lights on when ever you like.

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Saturday, 15 January 2011


Sorry I havent been about lately. My Mothers got the old head cancer and its not looking too clever. So by the time ive got back from hospital then fed/bathed my 3 nippers (all under 4) and finally got to sit down I cant think of anything funny to say.
Work on the projects has been put on hold. I did get time to break the Jeep gearbox though so that was nice. I pulled the top off jubbed at the gears with a screwdriver for abit ,put it back together and it only bloody works ! That the beauty of war stuff I guess.
Anyway just hang on and I'll get my shit back on track in a bit. It generally takes alot of shit to get me down so i'll be back to being happy go lucky in no time at all. You know how it is. Dont let the fuckers get to you.