YEA I JUST GOT MY FIX !

Dont you just love it when you get home from a shit day at work and theres a parcel waiting for you ? I hooked myself up with these two pairs of front 45 fin Buick brakes. They look the nuts and I was lucky to get them. I paid the fucking bloke over 3 months ago for these babies and I think he was trying to pull a fast one on me. Weak excuses ,emails ignored you know the scene.In the end managed to trick his number out of him by pretending to be someone else ! Yea fucking great. Still got them in the end. Should be interesting getting them to fit on the back. Ive come across something special for the backing plates.Bit cut cutting and shutting. They'll look mental but wont stop for shit. But hey style costs.

An old lady was sitting with her husband when all of a sudden she parps up " You know what dear,I think my tits are hotter now than they were 30 years ago". The husband goes "You silly cow thats cos ones in your tea and the others in your fucking porridge".

SEE YA LATER LEZZA

"We need to get this woman to a hospital". Old Lezza checked in at the big check out today. Thanks mate for one of the funniest films of all time. Every scene a cracker.

(Mental note to myself) Must play the theme tune to POLICE SQUAD in my head for the rest of the day as a sign of respect.........Da daa da daa da daa da dad dad da da

SALT SHAKER UP FOR GRABS

Check this little Salter up for grabs on Ebay right now. Im digging it big time.Love that nose cone and teardrop on the hood.This must be a right laugh.Forget about buying Christmas prezzies for the wife and kids.Get this for yourself instead,you deserve it.They dont appreciate you as much as we do.You know its true. Go get your money heres the Ebay number #280593922177 . Tell them you'll get them a Buzz lightyear next time round.


I sent my wife an email today saying " I wanted to spend the night fucking till I was red raw", but I accidently sent it to my Nan instead ! ........Now I have to drive to bloody Devon !

PLYMOUTH PLEASURES

That reminds me ,hows my old mate TRAWLER doing ?

'52 PANHEAD ENGINE with title FOR SALE

Fucking computers playing up !

Right lads here you go ,Im selling my '52 PAN engine with title. Correct cam cover,complete (carb,intake and that) apart from the misplaced pistons ha ha yea great ! They can be gotten easy enough.Everything is cool with it. I might put it on ebay at some point but I thought i'd offer it to you lot first. Seens we all like the same shit and that.

If you are serious then let me know. You can be that man with this motherfucking Pan. You dig ?

I was walking through Tescos the other day when this blonde came up to me and said "youre the father of one of my children !". "Shit" i said "youre not one of those dirty whores I shagged a year ago are you ? I was doing coke of your tits while the other one jabbed me in the arse with that cucumber ". "eeer no Im your son's teacher" .

'52 PANHEAD MOTOR with title FOR SALE

PANHEAD MOTOR get 'em while theyre hot theyre lovely.
Here we go lads im selling my '52 PAN engine with title.

ONE LAST RIDE

Ive sold my Triumph so im rideless ! Some fella from the HA bought it and was well chuft.Sad to see it go......still never mind I have something else fixed in my sights. Oo I hear you say but I wont say what Im gonna do yet as I have to secure its motor first.You know how it is,if I say something then some other fucker is going to nip in an steal it.Kiss of death and that.

My girlfriend finished with me today....she says our sex life is TOO kinky ! I was so suprised I nearly choked on her piss !