Check this little Salter up for grabs on Ebay right now. Im digging it big time.Love that nose cone and teardrop on the hood.This must be a right laugh.Forget about buying Christmas prezzies for the wife and kids.Get this for yourself instead,you deserve it.They dont appreciate you as much as we do.You know its true. Go get your money heres the Ebay number #280593922177 . Tell them you'll get them a Buzz lightyear next time round.
I sent my wife an email today saying " I wanted to spend the night fucking till I was red raw", but I accidently sent it to my Nan instead ! ........Now I have to drive to bloody Devon !